Confessions of a Caffeinated Writer
Keywords: writing humor, coffee addiction, procrastination, writer struggles
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur caffeinating elit. I tried to write a novel once, but my coffee spilled on the keyboard and the plot got watered down. True story.
Things I’ve Googled While Writing
- “How to look smart using big words”
- “Is procrastination a personality trait?”
- “Can a thesaurus be passive-aggressive?”
Nulla facilisi. I opened a blank doc this morning and it stared back at me. I stared back. We’re now in a toxic relationship.
“Write drunk, edit sober.” — Probably not your professor
Final Thoughts Before I Get Distracted
Writing is like going to the gym—painful, sweaty, and you keep checking the mirror for progress. But hey, at least with writing, you can snack while doing it.
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Posted under: Writing Life | Tags: funny writing post, caffeine-fueled creativity, procrastination humor
